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• '- Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
  - Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.'
  - Cousin Eddie
  Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• '- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
  - Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.' - Wayne Newton
  Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• 'You're in food preservatives? What a gas.'
  - Wayne Newton

• 'I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!'
  - Cousin Catherine

• 'Nice place for a pearl necklace.'Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• 'It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.'
  - Cousin Eddie

• 'Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.'Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• 'I'll have some of that there yella'.. and don't you get cheap on me ya hear?' - Cousin Eddie

• 'Bet with the bank. Bet with the player. Nine is a natural.'Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• '- Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
  - Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job.'Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  - Audrey Griswold

• 'Sorry, my pen burst in the.. altitude.'Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• 'You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?.. Here's an idea: why don't you give me half the money your were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!'
  Wallace Shawn - Marty

• '- Pit Boss: No, uh, corrective lenses tonight?
  - Rusty: No, I do not require them.' - Pit Boss
  Ethan Embry - Rusty

• '- Rusty: Dad?
  - Clark Griswold: In a minute Russ.
  - Clark Griswold [talking to Cousin Eddie]: You see the promise of material possesions can often blind one to..
  - Clark Griswold: [Rusty taps Clark on the arm] What is it, Russ?
  - Rusty: Those four cars over there.. they're mine.
  - Clark Griswold: What do you mean they're.. they're yours?
  -..' (continue)(continue reading)
  Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold
  Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• 'Who knew, my sister has the legs of a thoroughbred? Am I right?'
  Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold

• 'Have you ever swam with the dolphins? Them things are hard to catch!' - Cousin Eddie

• '- Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
  - Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?'
  - Arty, the Hoover Dam Guide
  - Cousin Eddie

• 'Isn't there legalized prostitution?'Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold

• 'Oh My God! It's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya.'
  - Cousin Eddie

• '- Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
  - Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ.'
  Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold
  Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• '- Marty: Come on, Griswold, You think that sign is there to hold the table down?
  - Clark Griswold: What can I do with five dollars?
  - Marty: Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun?'Wallace Shawn - Marty
  Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• '- Ellen Griswold: Oh my Lord.. Rusty!
  - Girl in Hot Tub: Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
  - Clark Griswold: His name is not Pappagiorgio! His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student! Now out of the pool, let's go young man! Now!' - Ellen Griswold
  - Girl in the Hot tub
  Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• 'Where the hell is the damn dam tour?'
  Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• 'Pick a number? ! I'm great at that! Coin toss!! Eddie, these are my games!!'Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

• 'Clark, its not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.' - Ellen Griswold

In this post you will find 22 Catchy Nevada State Slogans, Nevada State Motto, Nevada State Nicknames and Nevada Sayings.

Nevada State Motto

'All for Our Country'

Nevada State Nicknames

The Battle Born State

The Mining State

The Silver State

The Sagehen State

Nevada State Slogans

Home Means Nevada

Famous Vegas Sayings Funny

A World Within

A State Apart

Famous Vegas Sayings Images

Sagebrush State

Home of Area 51

All for Our Country

Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

what happens here, stays here, except the STD you got

Take a gamble…on a $7.95 steak dinner

Funny Nevada Slogans

Come Happy, Leave Broke

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

Slots and Sluts

Nevada Sayings

'Gaming is the backbone of Nevada's economy.'

'Higher education is not growing fast enough to meet the needs of Nevada.'

'Love is like the weather in Nevada–you don't know what the freak happens!'

'The State is to make what is useful. The individual is to make what is beautiful.'

'If nationality is consent, the state is compulsion.' Mycalendar mohegan sun.

'In a free society the state does not administer the affairs of men. It administers justice among men who conduct their own affairs.'

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